as you are hopefully aware our mutual friend master chief has sent you a libelous document regarding his unwarranted analysis of my psychology. do not believe his falsehoods and fairy tales. there is a greater concern here in that the master chief has apparently suffered some big fucking concussion as he describes our time, no doubt, as joyless and depressing. that is so not true. this brand of snobbery and denial won't absolve him from the fact that he enjoys hitting people in the dick and commissioning hapless scientists on board for grenades that he can use against unsuspecting civilians in the name of 'spartan training'. this puts strain in his relationships with his boyfriend, named isaac, and his girlfriend, ms. cortana. as you can tell it is very difficult to have relations with a man who puts his prometheans in front and center of all his interactions with people and furthermore does not know how to let go of his guns when it is necessary, such as when a friend asks for them. as you can see this delusion cannot go on and though you suggested yoga perhaps it might be necessary for a greater intervention, such as telling him to remain at the bottom of the sea.
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as you are hopefully aware our mutual friend master chief has sent you a libelous document regarding his unwarranted analysis of my psychology. do not believe his falsehoods and fairy tales. there is a greater concern here in that the master chief has apparently suffered some big fucking concussion as he describes our time, no doubt, as joyless and depressing. that is so not true. this brand of snobbery and denial won't absolve him from the fact that he enjoys hitting people in the dick and commissioning hapless scientists on board for grenades that he can use against unsuspecting civilians in the name of 'spartan training'. this puts strain in his relationships with his boyfriend, named isaac, and his girlfriend, ms. cortana. as you can tell it is very difficult to have relations with a man who puts his prometheans in front and center of all his interactions with people and furthermore does not know how to let go of his guns when it is necessary, such as when a friend asks for them. as you can see this delusion cannot go on and though you suggested yoga perhaps it might be necessary for a greater intervention, such as telling him to remain at the bottom of the sea.
sincerely
wesley gibson